To Do: Knitters, Dancing, Lingerie

· Thursday music round-up: A Global Threat are at the Knitting Factory, One Side Zero play the Roxy, and The Knitters play Safari Sams.
· Did you often find yourself watching Dancing with the Stars, and thinking to yourselves, "Well, sure, Lisa Rinna is impossibly glamorous and spry on her feet, but most of that is accomplished with camera tricks and CGI?" Well, now's your chance to put all your lingering doubts to rest: Dancing with the Stars The Tour, brought to you by SlimFast, lands at the Staples Center tonight, and features all your favorites from three cheeseball seasons, including Rinna, Joey Lawrence, Drew Lachey and Joey McIntyre.
· Nude Ambition, the "nation's first consumer lingerie magazine," is hosting a New Year's celebration at Level 3 Nightclub. There's nothing like downing cocktails while feeling sexy and natural in a flouncy negligee. Cross-dressing discouraged.