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Come along as we continue on our journey through the year's events, moving into the lazy, balmy months of summer. (We're not really sure why we're working the seasonal theme—it's not like L.A. has any.)
June
 · The Chosen One is born.
· Brett Ratner: Irresistible to old Chinese women and Courtney Loves alike.
· Michelle Rodriguez does 4 hours of hard time.
· Warner Bros. starts to get the Gay Fear about their caped wonder.
· People pays $4.1 million for the first shots of Shiloh Nouvel.
· Piven Vs. Dorff.
· Daryl Hannah! You get down from that walnut tree this instant!
· Remember when Matt Lauer was getting heat for just baring his ankles?
· Believe It or Not! 2006 found Jim Carrey having trouble getting his projects greenlit.
· Brian Grazer's brief foray into the singles' scene.
· Aquaman doesn't exist, yet still manages to blow Poseidon out of the water.
· Aaron Spelling: The final stroke.
· Superman Returns. No one seems to care, except Matthew Perry and Darren Star.
· Star Jones gets the ax.
· Tori Spelling: Her heart wrenching last moments, on an Us cover near you!

July
 · Where's Suri?
· Hilary Swank tells the world Chad Lowe's ongoing drug problem really put a strain on the relationship.
· A good year for the Bruckaneer.
· Joe Francis takes one for the titty-flashing team.
· Adam Sandler and Kevin James go go-go boy crazy in WeHo.
· Nina Jacobson gets the news she was fired from Disney while in the delivery room.
· Haley Joel Osment does his former child star duty.
· Oprah Winfrey tells everyone her lady-lover Gayle is just her friend.
· Colin Farrell's Tonight Show stalker ambush.
· Lindsay Lohan's Morgan Creek letter and that creepy-ass fleshkini photograph.
· "I'M GAY"
· Ellen Pompeo's Big Fat Plate of Nothing diet.

August
 · Well...Mel.
· Thanks for the add, World Trade Center!
· Director Vadim Perelman's busty bar brawl.
· Brian + Gigi 4-ever!
· More Mel.
· Naughty kinkajou!
· Ever get the feeling Robin Williams checked himself in for the material?
· Agent takes it all at the World Series of Poker.
· Andy Dick adds biting to the repertoire.
· Tom Cruise is booted from Paramount, and a Redstone vs. Cruise war for the ages begins.
· Survivor goes the race war route.
· Snakes On A Bomb.
· Tom Cruise gets backing from the loop-de-loop set.
· Emmy's Angels reunion.
· Les Moonves picking on Tom Freston never gets old.