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Our ongoing recap of the Hollywood year that was continues as we ease into the warmer months of spring. Join us, won't you?
March
 · The death of Brokeback jokes.
· Jeremy Piven 2: Electric Boogaloo.
· Anna Nicole goes to Washington.
· Joe Rogan's MySpace flame war: "You're an ugly, fat faced zero, and I'm a famous multi millionaire."
· Worst. Oscars. Ever.
· When Shmuger met Linde.
· Sharon Stone wants to kiss her way to Mideast peace.
· South Park kills Chef in just about the grossest way imaginable.
· Wide World of Assistant Beerpong Tournaments.
· The Roosevelt puts Amanda Scheer Demme and her gang of celebutard hooligans on the street.
· George Clooney declares war on Gawker.
· Ryan Seacrest puts his moves on Teri Hatcher.

April
 · Katie Holmes gets ready to bite the binkie.
· John McTiernan is charged with lying to the feds about Pellicano.
· Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson catfight over Brett Ratner's affections.
· Payola Six rocks the gossip inhaling world.
· Aaron Sorkin's delicious crack recipe.
· Up close and personal with Gay Vito.
· Enter Suri.
· Charlie Sheen's dirty, prep squad laundry is aired by Denise Richards.
· Julia Roberts bombs on Broadway.
· Britney Spears still knew the whereabouts of her second baby.

May
 · M:i:III's global premiere challenge has Cruise firing on all pistons.
· Mark Gill is given his Warner Independent waddling papers.
· Randy Quaid settles his Brokeback lawsuit.
· Teri Hatcher goes on and on about her gripples.
· A bad omen of things to come: M:i:III disappoints™.
· It's never too early for Kiefer's Christmas tree tackle!
· Upfronts sizzle with Studio 60 potential!
· Ride the rails on The Da Vinci Code express.
· Brian Grazer puts the "p" in prank.
· As far as we're concerned, this is the image of the year.
· Britney Spears angry poetry takes on a whole new level of couchhusband-dumping significance.
· Hugh Jackman and his horny sailor friends set a course for adventure.