'NYT': Euphemism For Male Genitalia Placed Inside Square Gifting Receptacle
Q: How many words does the Times need to convey the concept of "dick in a box?" A: 28. In describing Saturday Night Live's groundbreaking "end-run" around FCC censors (posting an uncensored version of a sketch on YouTube themselves instead of waiting for someone else to do it; whoa), here's how they categorized the main, uh, thrust of the video:
a holiday song about making a gift to their girlfriends of their male anatomy, which they appeared to have wrapped in boxes (strategically placed) and then topped with bows.
What? Oh, dick in a box. By the way, here's the clip in case you just managed to push aside the giant boulder you've been trapped under.
