Lindsay Lohan Educates America About The Hardships of Stripping

During this festive season, it's all too easy to get caught up in our own frivolous jollity and to forget about those less fortunate than we are. We're talking, of course, about strippers. According to an email Lindsay Lohan sent to "pals" last week (including, still, somehow, the "pal" who keeps leaking this shit to Page Six), we need to be more sensitive to the plight of these hardworking women. They suffer for their art, as Lilo has learned recently on the set of her new poledancing pic:
So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we're talkin' like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark. I mean really though, really, I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the [c-word]s now. . . I'm not gonna lie to ya.
Uh, yes you are, Lindsay. This is really though, really your first inner-thigh bruise? We call bullshit. We mean, there has to be something the ladies see in Wilmer Valderrama.
Pole Pulverizes Lohan Thighs [Page Six]
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