· Richard Simmons, a booby-trapped steamer, and David Letterman. We've said too much!
The recent panty-free, cooch-flashing celebutard outbreak seems like a perfect opportunity for some timely e-commerce.
The NY Times' Alessandra Stanley celebrates Studio 60 for all the reasons it drives us crazy.
If the Untitled Dakota Fanning Rape Project doesn't sound like it would unsettle you enough, why not check out Sundance's doc on the guy who was fucked to death by a horse?
· Dispatches from your favorite networks' East Coast offices: CBS's shit-wall, NBC's unloved boss.
· Instead of leaving you with something calming and happy-making, today we send you off with this.