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Just days after Paris Hilton was likened by Tina Fey to fecal matter on Howard Stern's radio show comes yet another bodily-expulsion-related blow to her sterling reputation, this time from emo heartthrob Joshua Radin. In Vegas with his pals from the cast of Scrubs, because that's how he rolls, Radin described on his MySpace page the experience of sitting next to Paris Hilton at a local club where Jay-Z was performing. The Scoop reports:

"Paris Hilton ...was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good 5 hours. Now don't get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction...She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every 6 minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing 18 inches from us."

When Jay-Z left the stage, according to Radin, it was Hilton's moment. "Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs," writes Radin. "She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves. . . I find the music business charming."

Radin's description of Hilton as being interested in no one except the sexy, lazy-eyed girl winking back at her out of a two-by-two-inch mirror isn't entirely incompatible with Fey's recollection of a guest host so utterly self-absorbed, the cast had a running bet as to when and if she would ever verbally acknowledge their existence. But in the category of Gross Byproducts of Hilton's Body, Radin definitely ups the ante, easily trumping Fey's "nasty wads of Barbie hair on the floor" with his succinct account of the chunky, Grey Goose puketini that made a surprise appearance where the silently mouthed opening lyrics of "Nothing In This World" should have been.