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· The Last Days of K-Fed: The news. The tiny, text-messaged divorce papers. Background dancing studio owner speaks! The (debunked) sex tape. Chicago comes out to boo their pimp antihero. His backstage demands. He understands and can pronounce the word "culinary."
· Borat's Big Week: America loves Sagdiyev, as does the K in SKG, and many other famous persons. The porn star face behind Hooeylewis. Russia's Gypsy Film Commission has more sway than we initially assumed. Two frat boys sue, the third thinks it's "fucking rad dude! Kazakh bros before ho's!"
· David Lynch has a cow and a dream.
· Anna Nicole is still holding out for a higher number on the autopsy video, but this should tide you over in the meantime.
· The Ballot Of Ricky Bobby.
· After much nail biting, Aaron Sorkin gets a full order of Studio 60, giving Eli Wallach's radio writer with Alzheimer's B-story the sufficient time it needed to really develop into something interesting.
· Angelina et al. hit the streets of New Delhi for a little early Christmas orphan shopping.
· Gaylancer 3: The Reichening.
· Baby Suri didn't do Prop 87 any favors, it turns out.
· Two more signs that the end is nigh.
· Denise Richards has a message for the paparazzi: Take her picture, she'll break the old lady's arm.
· Literal cracktard Daniel Baldwin is arrested again after being caught abusing the free HBO at a Santa Monica motel. He's quickly released to pursue further projects.
· Page Six, a column whose sole purpose on this planet is to know the difference between Owen and Luke Wilson, doesn't know the difference between Owen and Luke Wilson.