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· The UCB Theatre's Drug Month tonight offers you "I Wuz a Druggie," featuring comedians who "used to over-indulge but no longer do," such as Marc Maron (coke!), Mishna Wolff (crack!), and Eddie Pepitone (pot?). We imagine they won't judge you if you haven't managed to knock the monkey off your own back quite yet.
· Tonight and tomorrow, Cube on La Brea features an 8-course menu centered around artisan-crafted foods to benefit Slow Food in Schools.
· Music round-up: Minus the Bear at the El Rey; Ray Lamontagne at the Orpheum; Joseph Arthur at the Troubadour.
· Network with the future leaders of the Gay Mafia at Fallout 06 at the Standard in West Hollywood. Ambitious breeders may want to crash to see if they can infiltrate the Velvet Mob before their heterosexuality is discovered.