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We love and live for your tips. Seriously! And while we wish we had time to send each and every one of you a handwritten, SWAK thank-you note, we have to, like, write this site and obsess over the humiliating pictures of ourselves on Ambrel and stuff. So we hope you'll accept this blanket thank-you. And hey! If you care to learn how you can become even nearer and dearer to our cold little hearts than you already are, please traipse along past the jump. We promise it won't hurt.

  • Stalker Tips
     This is an example of a bad stalker tip:
    Subject: hey guys!
    I saw that guy from the tv show the other night. He was at a place. He's a lot fatter in person.
     Oh no! This tip has left us tantalized and lusting for more. Which guy? From what show? Fatter how exactly?! And, perhaps most importantly — please, for the love of all that is sacred, put the word "stalker" in the subject line. It will make us 453% more likely to use your tip.
  • Tipping us about your blog or a blog that you love/hate
     Please go ahead and let us know about this shit. Sometimes even though we know everything that has ever happened in every desolate corner of the internet, things slip past us. I know, it's stunning. But if you tip us, it won't happen ever again.
  • Subject lines in general
     This is actually a rule that you should have for yourself for every email you send: make the subject line have something to do with the text of the email. For example, if you send us an email about an awesome YouTube clip of a news report featuring a giant dildo in the background, make your subject line "awesome YouTube clip," not "dildo." The latter will make us think that you're spam that wants to enlarge our penis.
  • If you are spam
     Leave us alone. Our penis is already ENORMOUS.