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Apparently, some Colombian rebels have decided that Tuesday's Democratic takeover of Congress means that the American public has also delivered Hollywood personalities into positions of direct influence, as they're exhorting new political power players Denzel Washington, Michael Moore, and Oliver Stone to help them negotiate the exchange of some guerrillas for hostages they've captured. Should their plea initially fall on deaf ears, the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia is prepared to reach even further up the ranks of the entertainment industry's new policy-makers, confident that new Secretary of State Alec Baldwin will be more sympathetic to their cause.