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· If you're looking for someone to keep you entertained throughout Election Night, our DC-based pals at Wonkette are posting projections (whether or not they're accurate is a story for another time) as fast as they get them, as well as dispatches about what bloggers are using to getting shitfaced at CNN parties. Head over and say hello. They'll be there all night.
· And as long as we're on the election tip, here's Idolator's video round-up of Rock the Vote's most awkward ads.
Alec Baldwin blogs an elegy for Tower Records, the much-lamented retail chain that's recently made Brett Ratner reflective about Hollywood's future.
The packaging of the screeners for Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth is made of biodegradable material that can be planted and grown into basil. Please insert your own joke about other studios similarly using packaging to reflect their content by wrapping their DVDs in human excrement.
· Vote Lohan! She parties exactly the right amount for someone her age.
· We can think of no better way to end the day than by bidding on your very own Britney and K-Fed divorce party! (Other than by getting wasted and watching election results on one TV while playing Guitar Hero II on another. But maybe that's just us.)