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OK, this is how it's gonna work: We tell you how we want to do all sorts of wonderfully dirty things (let's go with "shrimping" this time) to the sponsors who advertised with us this week, then post a bullet-pointed list of said sponsors, allowing you to see what products and services on which you should immediately spend all of your disposible income. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and have your toes sucked (metaphorically, of course, unless toe-sucking is somehow your line of business) by the world's sexiest consumers, see this page:

· Audi
Blackberry
Dewars
Decemberists
E! Online
The First Post
For Your Consideration
Jane Magazine
Mini's First Time
Paramount's REDS
SV Supreme Vodka
Volver
Yahoo