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Sadly, we have no Lloyd Grove for you on this fine brisk Monday. And we'd like to sincerely thank our pal and yours, spinachdip, for bringing the pain as last week's guest editor. Taking spinachdip's place this week will be ... spinachdip. That's right — we just wanted more of that creamy chalky goodness, and we think you do too. Mr. Spinachdip will in fact be with us for the remainder of this fine October month, so enjoy the autumn of his discontent for the next week and change.