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We've enjoyed a lively stream of replies and insults to our original call for contributions to the forthcoming Gawker book, but there's still a bit of room to fill between gutter and margin. Your input is most humbly resolicited, and though potential compensation is limited to recognition and a copy of said book (should we use you), it's not like you're occupied with more important duties. What, you think we're insensitive to the irony of mocking blog book deals while assembling a Gawker book? That's a whole chapter right there, pal. Never underestimate our ability to detect faint signs of life worth bludgeoning out of a supposedly posthumous horse. After the jump, discover our particular spheres of inquiry, plus a submission form. We've even resolved the submission form's technical kinks that thwarted a few well-meaning interactors during the first go-round, so get with the program.

We're still looking for your witty personal anecdotes concerning the topics below. If we include any part of your submission, you'll get a credit and a copy of the book when published. Our specific areas of interest:

  • Has fucking someone in your company helped or hurt you? Was s/he the boss?
  • How is your office like a dysfunctional family?
  • Sweet revenge — do you have a vengeful spirit? Have you gotten away with it? Who, what, where and why?
  • How do you pull rank on others when they need a reality check?
  • What's the biggest secret scandal in your office?
  • How do you hide your drug-taking/drinking/sleeping at work?
  • What's the most pretentious item in your boss' office?