Google Pays $1.65 Billion For Nonexclusive Online Rebroadcast Rights To 'Studio 60' Promo Clips

Because we scratch out our meager existence on the internets, we feel obligated to mention that Google has just bought YouTube for a reported $1.65 billion in stock, thereby seizing control of the world's largest online repository of Brokeback Mountain parodies, fake teenager video journals, and promotional clips for NBC's exciting new slate of Fall programming. We can only hope that Google will be a benevolent steward of the cultural treasure trove they've purchased, for we'd hate to have to visit a lesser video sharing site to view footage of P. Diddy basking in his ability to urinate in front of a television camera.