Short Ends: Chan Marshall's Crazy 'SNL' Dreams

· Chan "Cat Power" Marshall apparently has dreams of joining SNL, perhaps feeling that the recent departures have opened up opportunities for someone who seems like a logical choice to deliver the next feline AIDS joke.
If Borat is going to be on the cover of Vanity Fair, does that mean he's going to finally address those nasty eating disorder rumors and make startling revelations about a childhood molestation at the hands of a goat-herding uncle?
Blogger Jim Treacher wonders if Defaker is written by Aaron Sorkin himself, who probably has too much time on his hands since getting ahead on scripts.
· EW is losing its "spiritual leader," and Gawker already beat us to the letter grade joke.
· Has anyone whipped up Save Baquet t-shirts yet? There's some money waiting to be made.
As he exits The Daily Show, Ben Affleck was mobbed by the very paparazzi whose too-loving attention he celebrated with Jon Stewart just moments earlier.