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So, have you become jaded and bored with your elite status as an approved Gawker commenter? Think there's no higher level of Gawker sycophantery remaining to achieve? You couldn't be more wrong. Sit down, relax your cerebellum, and unclench your sphincter, because we're writing a book. And we'd ever so much like to have your help. Because what would our maiden venture into dead-tree media be without the active participation of our most vital resource — our readers? There's no reason to blog for a book deal when you can just turn the blog directly into a book, with the virtually free assistance of gullible swells. By which we mean readers. Our most vital resource! Wait, did we say that already?
After the jump, the whys, wherefores, means, and ends, plus fabulous prizes should we use what you send.
We want your witty personal anecdotes concerning the topics below. If we include any part of your submission, you'll get a credit and a copy of the book when published. Our specific areas of interest:
Has fucking someone in your company helped or hurt you? Was s/he the boss?
How is your office like a dysfunctional family?
Sweet revenge — do you have a vengeful spirit? Have you gotten away with it? Who, what, where and why?
How do you pull rank on others when they need a reality check?
What's the biggest secret scandal in your office?
How do you hide your drug-taking/drinking/sleeping at work?
What's the most pretentious item in your boss' office?
