We realize that our last video post, in which America's #1 Feel-Good Rodent is revealed to be history's deadliest Jew-hater, was perhaps not the sunshiniest way to start out the day. To make up for it, here's another, in which Brussels' greatest contribution to Hollywood has-beenry, Jean-Claude Van Damme, flees from his Bloodsport tormentors, only reimagined as a Mentos commercial. If Van Damme playfully outwitting two bumbling pursuers as a chorus of Euro jingle singers intone, "Do do do do doo-oo...The onnnnneee...." doesn't cheer you up, we don't know what will.