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· Deviant Renee Zellweger fetishists (really, are there any other kind?) will be thrown into a priapic tizzy when they discover that her Bridget Jones granny panties will be up for auction next week, though the erotic appeal might be slightly diminished by Hugh Grant's inconsiderate Sharpie scribbling.
· If you don't know who Lonleygirl15 is, congratulations, you probably have some sort of fulfilling life outside of a YouTube video window. In any case, the LAT and some cybersleuths made her creators confess that she's a "show" to help launch some kind of video site. And to make her fans feel even dirtier, she has ties to CAA.
· What Jeff Killed: It's like Stuff on My Cat, but far deadlier.
· We never really had Homer Simpson pegged for a rapist, but who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of animated men after a few too many cans of Duff?
· Looks like Lindsay Lohan forgot the top half of her underthings this time.
· Newswire lede of the week: "A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on his penis."