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NY Daily News JV gossip Lloyd Grove once again finds himself the vessel through which incarcerated, would-be stage parent Michael Lohan delivers the stunning results of the Lindsay-inspired creative powers unleashed by his prison term, as the source of the actress's profound daddy issues follows up last year's jailhouse ditty with this haunting, beautifully rendered cartoon illustrating the nefarious forces conspiring to keep father and daughter apart. We've helpfully labeled some of the artistic representations of evil besetting Michael and Lindsay on all sides to save you from taxing your interpretive faculties so early in the morning: the CAA agent removing any troubling parental interference in his earner's career; muscular, demonic Cocaine demanding worship by dangling a cross; menacing Dehydration, ready to punish a long day of hard work with the touch of his desiccating, swoon-inducing finger; the Paparazzi, who ensure that no picked-over meal at The Ivy goes undocumented; and Paris Hilton, the dark, omnipresent figure always looming on the fringe of Lindsay's troubles. Note also the single shoe in the foreground, a heartbreaking totem of the footwear-related violence that resulted in Lohan's forced separation from his beloved little girl. We could easily dedicate years to deconstructing imagery this complex.