As a fitting bookend to yesterday's Everything I Know About Drugs I Learned From Hollywood, Cracked.com has collected the "5 Most Obviously Drug-Fueled TV Appearances Ever." Included is this 1980 Richard Pryor interview on the set of Stir Crazy, featuring the comedian soaring out of his melon on what must have been a healthy portion of that day's dumptruck delivery of cocaine. Among his tooth-gnashing, head-slapping revelations, "I had seven pussies for lunch," "Gene Wilder is shit. He's a faggot. He can suck my dick I don't care," and the piece de resistance, an impromptu jerk-off mime at the 6:30 mark accompanied by sensual "aahs" and "oohs." The TV landscape has certainly mellowed since then, with the best we can hope for these days being the occasional Daily Show clip in which Owen Wilson acts like he's been mildly incapacitated by a green-room bong hit.