Summer heat articles are almost as good as the "Look at the lines at the airport on the the day before Thanksgiving!" articles.
Might I request a "ZOMFG?!" once the temp hits 105 or so? By 110, the "WTFBBQ" must automically kick in.
people, let's review;
global scorching
please update
thank you
And they say there is no such thing as global warming.