'Georgia Rule' Producer Calls Bullshit On Lohan's 'Dehydration'

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07/28/06 01:28PM

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The Smoking Gun has obtained a letter from Morgan Creek CEO James G. Robinson to "dehydrated" star Lindsay Lohan, in which the exasperated producer opens up a can of mind-blowing whoop-ass on Lohan for her antics on the set of George Rule. The letter, hand-delivered to Lohan HQ at the Chateau Marmont, essentially calls bullshit on the actress's "bogus excuses" for skipping out on work ("heat exhaustion" and "not feeling well" no longer fly at The Creek), and threatens that the company will "pursu[e] full monetary damages" the next time she pulls a no-show or any other shenanigans related to her "ongoing all night heavy partying." Well, damn. When he puts it like that, a little harmless partying that results in missed work days, production delays, and the occasional hospital visit sounds so, like, serious and junk.

The rest of the epistolary smackdown is here. That crackling sound you're hearing is Lohan's career going up in flames.

Bonus: Lohan's unheeded, semi-public shaming during the filming of Herbie: Fully Loaded.

Hollywood Big Blasts Lohan [TSG]

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LagunaBitch mark 07/28/06 01:47PM

My last L.LO sighting was Sat 7/23 before the s—- really hit the fan. The 20-year old's supervision at the Chateau during dinner? Rachel Zoe and Amanda Demme. Maybe if the girl had, I don't know, a parent supervising her, she MIGHT show up to work on time rather than be home doing blow on her beach chair.

She looked really good though.

Trixie from Toronto mark 07/28/06 05:22PM

Can the thumb's-up People magazine cover be far behind?

"Lindsay Lohan: Finally Clean, Sober and Hot as Hell!"

And as a professional copy editor, the punctuation stays inside the quote marks no matter what, I am afraid — the Brits do it differently.

large orange mark 07/28/06 03:07PM

If we're going to talk about grammar and punctuation, we need to dicuss adjectives. If two words form a compound adjective, they must be hyphenated. Further, if two unrelated adjectives modify the same noun, they should be separated by a comma.

Hence, we do not discuss Lindsay's "ongoing all night heavy partying." No, we chastize her for "ongoing, all-night heavy partying." Studio executives, please take note.

ILikeSalads mark 07/28/06 02:48PM

Actually, EvilMinion, periods only go inside the quotation marks when it's a quote or dialogue. When you're using quotation marks for emphasis, the punctuation goes outside. I'm an English freak.

That said, I've had professional dealings with the infamous Jim Robinson (and noooo, I'm not a hooker, I actually mean movie business work related). He is meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes, this is SO his M.O. He's been out of the loop for a while now, I bet he is loving being the center of attention. Even so, I have to admit, that letter made my day!