If we were forced to identify the exact moment that Lindsay Lohan wanted us to believe chose to let the world know that she had finally conquered the narcotic bulimic demons that robbed her of her vaunted rack (whether or not the removal and/or restoral of her "curves" involved some body work in the Beverly Hills Monster Garage is currently the subject of much high-minded debate), we'd have to pick the Auto Show Nipple Slip, in which the starlet offered the assembled wire service photographers a generous helping of sideboob. But that occasion turned out to be nothing more than the teaser trailer for the summer blockbuster represented by Lohan's recent, extravagant, paparazzi-baiting displays of big-budget cleavage. Don't feel guilty or dirty about ogling—think of your bug-eyed fascination with her conspicuously bared flesh as empowering support for her continuing recovery from whatever plagued her last bikini season.