Tom Friedman Still Working On Column About Bears, Woods

The Moustache of Understanding today twitches in the direction of the Peruvian rain forest, bringing forth this gem:
"As for the Internet in the rain forest, my point is this: There is none."
This may very well be the most honest statement on the OpEd page since that time when some inspired copy editor graced Abe Rosenthal's "On My Mind" column with the headline "Dispatches from an Unknown Territory."
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