Lindsay Lohan Sets Fake-Record Straight About Drug Use
It's not for nothing that Lindsay Lohan is considered the hard-partying Queen of the Chateau, having long since graduated from the fluid-ounce confines of the traditional martini glass to the super-sized pleasures of guzzling straight from the shaker. But when it comes to illicit substances, The Scoop notes, Lohan cuts draws the line:
The "Mean Girls" star admits to having smoked pot — she says she hated it — but says she has never tried cocaine.
"I've seen my father," Lohan told the London Mirror. "I've seen how it messes with families and [bleeps] your life up. If I hadn't witnessed that, I may have gone a different route. I don't know. But I've seen how it tore my parents apart."
We can only imagine how hard it was to witness drugs decimate her parents' marriage, with mom and dad flinging entire fistfulls of cocaine at each other in knock-down, drag-out fights, as young Lindsay made believe she lived in an indoor winter wonderland, where grown-ups scream at each other to show how much they love you. It's no wonder, then, that Lohan developed such an aversion to the stuff since, and has spent the ensuing years crashing bathroom stalls, on her one-woman crusade to intercept every nostril-bound bump before they can reap their destructive tolls.
