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As we've already noted today, some recently minted celebrities misguidedly try to avoid being harassed in public without the assistance of qualified professionals. The more experienced, however, know that it's OK to ask for help in repelling the unwashed masses:

Saturday night at Lucky Strike, Lindsay Lohan would have slipped by relatively unnoticed if the management didn't display "PLEASE REFRAIN FROM ASKING LINDSAY LOHAN FOR HER AUTOGRAPH" on the scoreboard. Lilo was in the VIP lanes—not actually bowling, of course. Any and all tourists immediately started salivating at the fact that they were in the presence of a real...life...movie star. True Hollywood magic at its best.

We have no idea if this sort of fan-friendly announcement is a service that Lucky Strike offers its star-studded bowlers, or a hilariously passive-aggressive response to a request that the venue assist Lohan in getting a fuck-off message out. We're just happy that this incredibly shy, private person could finally find a place in Hollywood where she could just be left alone.