Lindsay Lohan Will Render Us All Extinct
When Al Gore mentioned on a recent Leno appearance that he was in a "huge" feud with Lindsay Lohan, he offered no details as to why, saying only that "she knows what she did." According to this dire video combining elements from the trailers for An Inconvenient Truth and a bunch of Lohan movies we've never seen, however, we think we may have a clue as to what's gotten between them: Apparently, Lohan is singularly responsible for global warming. (Cue Firecrotch jokes.) We think. Or, global warming created Lohan? Perhaps by melting the icecap that has housed her for a million-year, cryogenic slumber? We're not entirely sure. All we know is that is that Lindsay Lohan may have had a direct hand in causing Hurricane Katrina, and that if you love your children, you'll rent Herbie: Fully Loaded to determine how she can be stopped. Time is running out.