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· The current bid of $23.26 for a Last Comic Standing selection envelope seems like a small price to pay for your own little slice of reality show rejection.
· There was already too much Superman-related goodness today to get to this new billboard, but "Stay Away from the Peninsula!" pretty much says it all.
· Oprah will not rest until she has a hand in every American's happiness. She must be stopped.
· Kirstie Alley has looked better. And she might keep the weight off if she didn't carry that SuperSoaker full of melted butter everywhere.
· Come to think of it, it does seem like a long time since anyone's seen Britney and K-Fed in the same place, doesn't it? If they're not careful, someone's going to start spreading rumors that their marriage isn't as it could be.