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Project Runway dandy and Andrae-whereabouts inquisitor Tim Gunn blogs up a storm on his little corner of the BravoTV.com universe, with his most recent entry devoting an economical 25,000 words to the auditions for the show's third season. Like his on-screen persona, his effete prose is packed with delightful flourishes ("I was anticipating The Great Santino, full of boisterous bravura..."), and offers Runway junkies a taste of what's to come—and what isn't:

Our next candidate enters holding a top with a hoodie shaped like a dragon head, complete with scales; a feathered ball gown with a 20-foot train (really); and a corset made out of condoms.

Candidate: "Hello!"

Tim (after exchanging looks with the other judges): "Thank you for coming, but this isn't what we're looking for." [...]

This is followed by the candidate's slow exit with a long and lingering over-the-shoulder stare. The judges and I shudder.

Gunn's usually spot-on instincts have clearly failed him in this instance, as he has yet to have clued into the clamor for dragonwear currently sweeping the fashion world. And while we're disappointed we won't be able to see what other creepy, Wiccan fashions are up Feathered Prophylactic Dragon Cowl Lady's ruffled sleeve this season, we're more concerned for the well-being of Gunn, as well as any other of her evil-eye target victims.