This image was lost some time after publication.

· The Miracle Baby has arrived. Look busy.
· And the ensuing plagues: Bees, more bees, and, uh, Plague™ brand plague.
· A good time to wonder aloud about celebrity baby naming.
· Charlie Sheen's "Father of the Year" mug smashed into a thousand little pieces.
· United 93's website gets hacked by Turkman_93, and their star hijacker may not make it to the premiere.
· One down, one to go.
· Amanda Scheer Demme calls Teddy's "my Pulp Fiction...a masterpiece," and we can't shake the image of a gigantic hypodermic needle being plunged into her heart.
· The Pellicanist: John McTiernan enters a guilty plea, will be a "cooperating witness." Good luck connecting the Burkle dots.
· The Colin Farrell sex tape dispute is finally settled: Colin gets it twice a week and alternating weekends.
· Brian & Gigi 4-ever R-over.
· Nick Lachey is still smarting from marriage downsizing.
· Julia Roberts sucks: LIVE!
· Friends writers cleared of any wrongdoing, except seasons 4 through 8.
· Paris Hilton snaps the pole.