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· We give it about a week before Samuel L. Jackson takes his first meeting for Dogs In A Pipe. [via TVGasm]
· The Corporate Casual blog messes with some spammers working a deaf child adoption scam. Sadly, the promised kids never arrive.
· "Nicole Kidman's foot hurts. A podiatrist paid a house call on the Oscar winner, who is staying in the East End." Rush & Molloy bravely face a slow news day without somehow blaming Tom Cruise's Miracle Baby for Kidman's foot pain.
· Melissa Etheridge and her partner are pregnant again, but this time they opt for old-fashioned, anonymous sperm instead of aging musician seed.
· Becoming a teen hearththrob is a far more intensive undertaking than we'd ever imagined.