Press Release Of The Week: Mary Hart At The End Of The Line

How does the longest-tenured anchor of a dinnertime entertainment roundup program know when it's time to step down from behind the translucent desk and pass the Teleprompter-reading torch to one of the twentysomething newsbot clones being groomed to fill her pantyhose? Perhaps this is how:
Entertainment Tonight's Famed Host Mary Hart to be Mistress of Ceremonies for 'The Largest Mother's Day Celebration in the World' at Jewish Home for the Aging
If we were a paranoid sort, we might suggest that ET colleague Vanessa Minnillo arranged the booking herself, then hired someone to "accidentally" mistake Hart for one of the home's residents, hoping to drive her from the anchor chair once and for all.