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This morning, we covered our own asses (ahem) in allowing for the possibility that Lindsay Lohan's participation in an SNL sketch for Neutrogena Coin Slot Cream may have been tainted by the use of a crack-double. Our stunt-ass fears may have been realized, as an informant claiming to work on the show confirmed the use of a stand-in coin slot for the close-ups, citing the starlet's unwillingness to bear even an inch or two of her own butt-furrow on camera—a bout of modesty rendered somewhat pointless after Lohan's posterior-coming-out-party at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards two weeks ago.

This one's a real no-win situation for Lohan's publicist, whom we hope will soon issue either a "Lindsay has always done all her own crack work" statement, or a slippery, "We do not comment on our clients' coin slots" evasion.