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· We feel kind of bad. When Brando died, we didn't overturn so much as a Hyundai.
· No Jewish Mafia member in good standing would be caught dead anywhere tonight but at a Power Seder.
· No, the tattoos on Jessica Alba aren't real, but, um, who the hell cares? [via CityRag]
· Sadly, we're pretty sure no one rioted over the death of the Pointer Sister, either.
· Breaking Superman re-casting news! Evan Handler takes over as Lex Luthor.