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In light of the detailed "revelations" that Page Six staffers roll in giant, luxurious piles perks and payola (from clothes and dinners to lapdances and hotels), we here at Gawker think it's time to come clean about our own swag collection. In the interest of disclosure, we've accepted the following freebies from Friends of Gawker:

• Cheesecake
• 1 not-great dinner
• Theater tickets
• 1 Swarovski crystal-encrusted electronic Su Doku game (just to see if we could get one)
• 1 Swiffer WetJet (just because a publicist was silly enough to pitch it)
• 1 Isiah Thomas figurine