Short Ends: After Bat Shark Repellant, The Second Best Bat Utility Belt Item Ever

· Back during the early days of production on Batman & Robin, George Clooney's agents rejected a version of the hero's costume championed by director Joel Schumacher featuring a pump-action crotch-trigger and plastic butt-plug inspired by this vintage watergun. Eventually, however, Clooney's team compromised and the project's costume department was hard at work on a series of interchangeable rubber nipples.
· Best Week Ever tried to go viral by sending out an e-mail that said "Have you seen this yet? Someone's lost their fucking mind! Better download them now, before they take them off the server" and linking to these promo clips. Minds officially not fucking blown. The chick in the one with the rash is kind of hot, though.
· South Park wins a Peabody, probably for having the courage to rescue Tom Cruise from Stan's closet.
· Famous person falls down! Tonight on ANTM.
· Don't crash your Ferrari into Busta's rose bush, yo.