Sharon Stone: Finally Naked Behind The Camera?

It pains us somewhat to admit it, but now that Sharon Stone seems done with the majority of her publicity commitments for Basic Instinct 2, we kind of miss Hollywood's First Lady of Crazy, who amazed us on a nearly daily basis with her opinions on topics as wide-ranging as Middle East peace and how teens can use blowjobs to avoid penetrative sex. So desperate are we for any Stone-related nonsense that we're inclined to pass along this completely unsourced report from Contact Music, your internet home of absurd-sounding gossip, which claims that the actress wants to direct Basic Instinct 3:
SHARON STONE will direct BASIC INSTINCT 3 in Britain, the actress has revealed. The blonde star is keen to continue the franchise - following her return as CATHERINE TRAMELL in the recently released sequel - but wants to step behind the camera next time around. "There's a script for the next part of the story - but I would like to direct it rather than star in it. "It will be filmed in the UK again as the setting is more intense and gritty."
It makes perfect sense that Stone would want a higher level of creative control in the next installment. After the 14 more years it'll take to get the movie into production, would she really be able to trust any director but herself to make sure that the various body parts she'll need to expose during the film's climactic, six-way, lesbians-tangled-up-in-walkers orgy scene are shot from only the most flattering, sag-minimizing angles?