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In this week's episode: Lindsay Lohan; Philip Seymour Hoffman; Luke Wilson; Christian Bale; Jeremy Piven; Mark Wahlberg; Justin Timberlake; Lorenzo Lamas; Kevin Spacey; Nick Lachey; Tim Allen; Ozzy Osbourne; Brian Grazer; Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Ryan Seacrest; Paula Abdul; Paris Bennett, Chris Daughtry, Kelly Pickler, Katharine McPhee and Mandisa; Taylor Hicks; Dominic Monaghan; David Spade; Jason Lee; Christopher Masterson; Laura Prepon; Mark McGrath; Lucy Liu; Danny Masterson and Chris Masterson; Andre 3000; Sarah Michelle Gellar; Giuliana DePandi; Daniel Franco; Lauren Conrad and Jason Whaler; Lance Armstrong; Topher Grace; Bridgette Nielsen; Jeffrey Tambor; Selma Blair and Michael Rapaport; Matthew Modine; Isaac Mizrahi; Robert Wagner and Jill St. John; T.R. Knight; Juliette Lewis; Juliette Lewis; Suge Knight; Shannen Doherty; Nicholas Brendon; Kathy Bates; Kyra Sedgwick; Jeffrey Jones; Katherine Heigl; Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth; Andrae Gonzalo; Angela Kinsey; Dave Grohl; Marcellas Reynolds, Rebecca Gayheart and John Salley; David Lasher; Lynsey Bartilson; and Richard Jeni.

· sunday. 8.30 AM. chateau marmont. whom should i see in the parking garage but skeletor herself, lindsay lohan, coming home from her saturday night. she and her friends looked a little, um, tired and, um, drawn. it had clearly been a rough one. the lohan herself was wearing ginormous sunglasses and had an orange fake tan.

· Sighted last week at the Silver Lake Film Festival:

(3/24) A confused and lost Philip Seymour Hoffman wandering into the kick-off for the Lost Weekend 48 hour film contest, looking for the symposium on The Lost Weekend - the movie. Heh.

(3/27) Luke Wilson, looking very hot, sitting right in front of me at the SoCal Film Group screening. The place was packed so I couldn't tell if any of the people sitting next to him were with him or just randomly placed. And I lost him in the crowd when the lights came on.

(3/28) At the Lost Weekend Awards party - Lynsey Bartilson of Grounded for Life. I recognized her mainly because of her riveting masturbation number in a hilariously dirty musical called Worse than Vietnam which deservedly won both 1st place from the Lost Weekend and the Audience Award.

· Christian Bale at the Ashes and Snow exhibit in Santa Monica on 3/23 with his child and exceptionally gorgeous wife. Looking slightly puffy—maybe taking some time off from his workout-extreme diet-workout routine. Was in total daddy mode, it was pretty cute.

· Runyon Park was hot on Sunday between 11:30a and noon. Well maybe for B-Lister sightings....whatever it's entertaining and pretty obvious that they wanted attention, I mean Sunday at noon is primetime hiking at Runyon...Jeremy Piven RUNNING up the trail. I was impressed. I can barely walk up that thing.

· Last Wednesday at Quality... Mark Wahlberg apparently wants attention, so okay, I'll give it to him. He was seated outside - the only one sitting outside, I might ad - with two buddies having breakfast, constantly looking around to see who was watching, fixing his hair, then making repeated treks in and out of the restaurant for seemingly no reason other than to call attention to the fact that he was Mark Wahlberg and he was out and about in the world doing real people things like having breakfast. Grey sweatshirt, belted jeans that seemed to be pulled down by the weight of his cell phone latched to his hip, and no matter how often he fussed with it, his hair still looked messy. There's your plug, Mark. Spotted Rex Lee, a.k.a. Lloyd from Entourage, looking dapper in a suit at Fashion Week. Was lounging on the white settees in the center with a pretty lady friend. Also spotted at Fashion Week, Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth in shades and a yellow doily dress accompanied by her mother, and Project Runway's own little lamb, Andrae Gonzalo, with three friends.

· 3.29.06 enjoyed seeing wardrobe malfunction accessory, justin timberlake, attempt on going incognito with his trainer at the arclight 24hr fitness. listen, j.t.: walking around with that hoodie covering your head is only going to call attention to your fine self. plus, all the gays could sense you from the parking structure. this certainly makes up for seeing former backstreet boy nick carter there all the time.

· 3/30 Today around 3:30pm, almost ran over Justin Timberlake crossing the street on Highland and Lexington-ish. He was alone, I'm assuming coming from a late lunch at Ammo.

What your post about the other LL (Lorenzo Lamas at Swingers) neglected to mention was that this fucker parked his harley right outside the door and sat on the fucking thing for 10 minutes before he left. He put on and took off his helmet twice (why didn't he just wear a shirt that said "PLEASE NOTICE ME!)." The best thing is that the people sitting outside and those sitting by the window we're kinda pissed/perplexed. He was blocking our view of possibly seeing someone important. Everyone was looking at him like "dude, go home. now." Then we he finally left, the fucker almost hit my car has he cruised onto beverly. the fool can't even drive!

· Sunday 4/2 Kevin Spacey, lunch at King's Road Cafe, corner of Beverly and N. Kings Road. Dining with a younger guy (i.e. trick).

· Nick Lachey and unfamous manfriends watching the NCAAs at Busby's in SM on fri night. Must've been hard to see games with the parade of skanks swarming the table. seriously, i get that he's a celebrity, but his friends? makes me sick.

· Just saw the dogman himself, tim allen, at gelson's north hollywood on laurel canyon and riverside drive. he was buying nut crackers - actual crackers made of nuts to clarify - go figure. anyway, he and a blonde woman debated abouting getting the cheddar nut crackers or the ranch nut crackers. found some reason, i found this amusing. another hot friday night in the valley.

· Just glommed Ozzy Osbourne in the rain Tuesday lunchtime, lookin' all London at the crosswalk opposite the Rainbow, no doubt headin' in for a bowl of 'ghetti and balls. His Anonymous Male lunch date did not get my attention—I mean, jeez, all eyes on Ozzy, right? Wanted to roll down the window and hollah "you killed my left eardrum at the show in Frankfurt, Germany in '72", but that would mean revealing my age in West Hollywood, an act punishable by death.

· ok...this happened over a week ago, but it just occured to me to send it in. last saturday (3/18) at Skybar (i never go there, but 4 girls were visiting from back home—i'm such a stud—and they INSISTED on going there) ran into Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Ryan Seacrest...paula must have been at a 12-step meeting. seacrest - OUT is practically a dwarf or little person or whatever we have to call them now. and randy had the whitest teeth i've ever seen, and he was the only one who wasn't "too cool" to come hit on the girls i was with.

· Saw Paula Abdul w/ the boyfriend today (3/30) at Blowfish Sushi. Very pretty, didn't seem to be strung out at all.

The American Idol contestants (or what's left of 'em) at Pickwick Bowling on Saturday night (4/1). Princess Paris Bennett, Chris Daughtry, Kelly
Pickler, Katharine McPhee & Mandisa... They took the time to take
pictures with fans (the few who actually recognized them) which thought was cool, until I saw that Paris's T-shirt read "I *heart* my fans". Well, it is Burbank, after all.

· Saw "Lost" junkie/LOTR hobbit Dominic Monaghan at Asanebo in Studio City last night (3/30). He was having dinner with a familiar-looking woman in her early 20s. People at my table thought she looked familiar in a "guest star on That 70s Show" kind of way. Luckily for Evangeline Lilly, they didn't seem to be on a romantic date, more like they were just hanging out as friends. Dominic looked good. Not too greasy or scruffy, and he was wearing his signature scarf. He pretended not to notice when my table immediately started whispering about him, despite the fact that were were about 2 feet away from his table.

· Me and a friend saw David Spade at the Grove theater last night (3/30) at a screening of SHE'S THE MAN. He laughed the loudest at the trailer for BENCHWARMERS.

· 3/26 Hit up the 'Live by the needle, die by the needle' Little Radio Warehouse party this saturday to get my fun on with some pals visiting from San Fran, when who do we instantly notice upon entering? The 10 foot tall Master of the Mustache - Jason Lee! A while in there we end up next to oldest Malcom in The Middle brother Christopher Masterson who is accompanied by that 70s show goddess Laura Prepon who looks adorable in some sort of berret. We make nice with them and get a picture. Supposedly Scarlett Johansen was in the midst as well but we didn't stick around after the last band played and unfortunately missed my marriage proposal opportunity. Shucks.

· Big Saturday at La Petit Greek on Larchmont:

When we sat down outside, saw Mark McGrath inside, having a very animated, smiling, happy lunch with unknown but pretty brunette girl. I think he is cute - I will not be swayed by the Extra cheesiness!

As we left, I was mesmerized by the incredibly good looking man just sitting down at the table next to us. He smiled at my dog. About two blocks later, my friend said "Did you see Lucy Liu sit down at the table next to us?". Doh! Missed the star cuz I was too busy checking out the civilian. Still counts right? Good for Ms. Liu for having a hot date!

· 3.23.2006: danny masterson at the el rey for clap your hand say yeah on thursday night (per usual - shorter than expected). i THINK he was with bijou phillips, but it could have been some other cute teeny girl. perhaps someone else will confirm this.

· 3.25.2006 danny masterson, chris masterson, and a bored-looking laura prepon at the heartcomix party downtown. prepon just stood against the wall, cuddling with chris. i guess that's kind of cute. jason lee was also in attendance... although i don't know when and how he became a hipster.

· 3/26 - Andre 3000 in the organic aisle with all the other white kids at Whole Foods on Fairfax. James Caan looking decidely un-Sonny Corleone-like at Jack & Jill's brunch in Bev Hills.

· 3/25 - In the few months since my fancy neighborhood (Westwood) Equinox gym opened, I've been waiting for the onslaught of celeb members. This past Saturday, I saw two in one morning: Sarah Michelle Gellar - little and lovely without makeup in a tank and scarf - and a pretty yet somber Giuliana DePandi. Why so blue, Giuliana? Could it be getting the red carpet pulled out from under you by the recent hire of a pretty boy co-host? Later that day, I spotted Project Runway's Daniel "9 Lives" Franco crossing Beverly Dr.

· 3/26 - Just as I was cruising Montana on my way to yuppie Westside brownie haven City Bakery and thinking I hope I have another good sighting like the Grazer clan who I saw there a few weeks ago, wouldn't you know it I see Brian Grazer multi-tasking outside Babalu's at a prime outdoor table near the corner so he can be on fabulous display.

· Saw LC (Lauren Conrad) and Jason (Whaler) from Laguna Beach going into the W Hotel in Westwood on Sunday. They were holding hands, she was in signature large shades and looked a bit pissy. He looks much better than he did on the show, more in shape. No cameras were following them. Not sure if that means LC's show isn't filming or if Jason isn't written in as her love interest.

· Saturday at the Greek restaurant on Larchmont Ave., I saw American Idol TAYLOR HICKS - the 29 year old guy who looks 40 with all of that gray hair. I don't even know if he's on the show anymore, I don't watch. But I AM guilty of reading People Magazine, that's how I recognized him. Taylor was with a "posse" of what looked like either friends or family members. They hid in the back of the restaurant (it was a nice day; the rest of us were eating outside), although I don't think anyone recognized him besides me.

· So this past Sat night, out with the wife, at Ago.....saw Lance Armstrong, with a table full of "boys" — no girls in sight, two of them BBall players Lute Walton and I think Medvedenko. Anyway, Lance was in a tight black t-shirt, looking a little sweet if ya know what I mean. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

· -I was temping at a production office and returning from making a productive run to Vons for a jug of Coffeemate when I see Topher Grace roll up to the valet in a Jetta of all rides. Needless to say I'd bet that Topher's got a few million stashed in his mattress if he's living such a simple life after being on a sitcom for like 8 years. We shared a laugh when this old couple tried to get on the next floor and had to be told three times that the elevator was going up, and not down. Anyone that can laugh at the elderly is ok in my book.

-Last night after a brutal 8 hours at my freelance gig at some place that specializes in ridiculous things such as product placement, I headed to Ralph's for some liquor to ease the pain. I had to get Smirnoff since it was on sale for $9.99 and if I got Kettle One I might have to skip paying my electric bill this month. Anyway I'm rolling through the deli area looking for a few more items to mask my emerging alcoholism from the checkers when I see Bridgette Nielsen shopping with some short Italian looking cat about 7 inches shorter than her. I swear it was like seeing Saqswatch in the flesh. She looks like a mix of a retired WNBA player and an over the hill crackhead. I resisted the urge to say something like "Sorry about Drago's loss" and I didn't want to mention Flavor Flav because that would be too cliche.

· In honor of this, our national day of Arrested Development mourning, I would just like to say that I just saw Jeffrey Tambor aka George Bluth Sr. wandering through the produce aisle of Whole Foods in Santa Monica at lunch, sporting a shaggy "escaped convict George" stubble. I almost started crying right there. Also, the well-dressed older gentleman who bought two bouquets of flowers in front of me was apparently Kirk Douglas's brother, according to the cashier, but that's not nearly as exciting.

· today - 4/1/06 - around 1:00 pm saw both selma blair and michael rapaport at the cafe at fred segal's. she was waiting in line for a drink and when people started to recognize her she put on large sunglasses. she was with a taller man who she wasn't really talking to. after she got her drink they walked out and it was apparent that there was something wrong with her left foot because she had a severe limp. michael rapaport was with two young children and was keeping them entertained. he is tall and has a bald spot.

· Selma Blair at the the Grove theater Saturday night with two girls who looked like they were about 10 years old. Nieces, maybe? I think she was trying to show her maternal side. God knows she'd ever let anything foreign grow in her uterus!

· Saw Matthew Modine jay-walking at Arizona and 3rd in Santa Monica. He was carrying an Addidas bag, clean-cut and very handsome. He looked at me in a way I took as "Have you seen Full Metal Jacket?" Indeed I have, Private Joker.

· Isaac Mizrahi was spotted wandering into the Cafe area of Fred Segal on Melrose late Saturday afternoon (3/27). Around the same time, John Mayer pulled up in his Porsche Cayenne, by himself and went inside to shop. He was doing his thing without any fan fare or paparazzi, picking out several items to try on.

· Finally, I can send you an item that's not a second-string WB star or VH1 commentator. Real, actual old-school movie star Robert Wagner, and his wife, Jill St. John(former bond girl and current voice of TJ's - that is her, right?). Standing in the Crate and Barrel in Beverly Hills, looked up and he was standing right next to me. "Wow, that guy looks like a much older version of Robert Wagner" moment. Poor dude looked pretty aged, and dressed up as if going to a polo match. Nonethless, for "Hart to Hart" alone, I salute him.

· Last Sunday (3/26), Grey's Anatomy's own "George O'Malley" (T.R. Knight, thanks IMDB) parked near the gas station at Beverly and Fairfax in West Hollywood. Looked like he was carrying a bag of throw pillows from the furniture/linen store on Fairfax. That IMDB search also informed me that Sunday was actually his 33rd birthday. Had I known, I would have hollered at him. Actually, that's not true. I wouldn't have. Sorry, George.

· -3/26 Notes from the Sidekick II (the pink Juicy Couture limited edition, thanks): Juliette Lewis at Trader Joes right this second...in Burbank. Pasty, and a little scrawny; she is wearing dopey white boots and buying toilet paper, among other things. Can't she afford the soft luxury of say, the Kleenex Cottonelle? Scientologists! Oooh, she just loaded her groceries and scratchy TP into a big silver Cadillac sedan with Nevada plates, what the fug?

· Spied a goatteed Barry Pepper really hustling through a crosswalk in Brentwood village yesterday afternoon (3/30) as if he had just killed a Mexican laborer (btw, did anyone see that movie?).

· Friday afternoon (3/31), I'm at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf at 3rd and La Cienega and who walks in but Suge Knight. Happy to report that not a single patron or employee had to duck and cover. REAL big guy. I wanted to stick around and see if he ordered a Malibu Dream Ice Blended (as Suge holding a pink blended drink would be an outstanding sighting) but who really has that kind of time?

· The time: around 6:30PM, Sunday, April 2nd. The place: the Mann Village movie theater in Agoura Hills, California.

My magically delicious boyfriend and I were leaving a matinee of Slither when I stopped to fumble around in my purse for my sunglasses. Suddenly he grabbed my arm and whispered, "Is that Shannen Doherty?" I looked up and sure enough, Brenda Walsh herself was striding towards us. She was wearing a gray sweater and killer jeans, and boy did she ever have a pissy look on her face. She looked me directly in the eye, and if I had balls, they would have crawled up into my body cavity for protection. As it was, I think I went sterile. But man, what a weird sighting! I had no idea she hung around the wealthy-but-boring enclave of Agoura Hills. I ought to dig out my old "I Hate Brenda" fanzine and carry it around in case of any future sightings; I figure if I can get her to sign it, it would be worth something on eBay. That is, if she didn't reach into my chest cavity and extract my dripping heart first...

· saturday, 04.01 at the grove, around 11 am... none other than a solo nicholas brendon ("xander" from buffy, for all you non-fanboys, and late of fox's "kitchen confidential").. very solo and lighting up a butt, trying (and failing) to look tough... then again, maybe that was his idea of an april fool's joke...

last night (3/28) @ Grace restaurant, saw KATHY BATES eating with a group of older people. she looked just as deliciously fuckable as i'd hoped she would. also saw KYRA SEDGWICK. No side of Bacon. sorry. that was lame.

saturday night at the arclight saw child porn enthusiast JEFFREY JONES by himself (shocker!) at the arclight, seeing "thank you for smoking".

Sunday morning, saw KATHERINE HEIGL from "Grey's Anatomy" eating at Terri's Cafe in Agoura with a dude and what looked like her mom. i wasn't sure if it was her, because she wasn't wearing any makeup, but my fiancee swore it was her because she recognized her "funky teeth and eyebrows." so there.

· I saw The Office's Angela Kinsey (Angela, the tightly wound accountant who is having an interoffice relationship with Dwight Shrute) at the Arclight this past Friday. She wandered off into the theater before I got the chance to tell her how much I enjoy her show. I glanced to see what movie she was seeing and noticed it was Basic Instinct 2. I bet her Office alter ego would not approve of that sort of trash.

· saw dave grohl and his very pregnant wife at newsroom on robertson on saturday afternoon. they enjoyed snuggling over their lunch and then hit the juice bar on the way out.

· @ King's Road Cafe, Friday morning around 10:30 a.m. saw Marcellas Reynolds from Bold & Beautiful on a date with a guy, talking politics and being chatty with the waitresses. 90210's Rebecca Gayheart looking like she was looking for someone. Ex b-ball player John Salley talking loudly on his cordless cell, looking like he was looking for someone and then finding Rebecca Gayheart. The two sat side by side while a pretty young woman sat across from John.

· last night - 3/29/06 - i saw david lasher of hey dude!, clueless the tv show, and sabrina the teenage witch at the virgin megastore on sunset around 6PM. he looked his age and was carrying a girl i assumed was his cute daughter (about two i guess, i'm not good at judging the age of young children). they were looking at the new
releases in the dvd section. couldn't see what he had in his hand to
buy.

· Oh yeah, saw comedian Richard Jeni with middle-aged female at lunch at Luna Park on La Brea on fri. they seated him right by the entryway and he did one of those scan-the-restaurant things to indicate to the host he'd rather be seated somewhere more secluded - you know, out of reach of the paparazzi and other gawkers looking for people like Richard Jeni. weird hair - couldn't tell if he's got transplants or if he's just dyeing his thinning hair a weird auburnish color. girl was decent.