Short Ends: Did Naomi Campbell Do Something Bad Today?

· We're guessing that Naomi Campbell is going to get the typical slap on the wrist for her misbehavior, probably nothing more severe than a "The More You Know" PSA on NBC informing the public that no matter how much you think your housekeeper's asking for it, going upside her head with a telephone is a bad idea.
· No one, no matter how hardcore a Samuel L Jackson fan, should recommend that you take snakes on an actual plane. But if you're thinking about it, at least inquire about the reptile transport policy of your preferred carrier ahead of time.
· We will not even attempt to explain why you need to watch this video. The reason will become apparent about five seconds in.
· The Superbulge will not only be available in 3D, it will be a hundred feet wide. Be very afraid