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The masterpiece of crazy that is Sharon Stone is not that unlike the work of the great Impressionists—it's only once you examine every subtle, insane brushstroke that you can appreciate the genius of the whole. A Sharon Stone CrazyWatch Round-Up:
· The den of awkwardness that was the Basic Instinct 2 premiere after party started with Stone arriving 25 minutes before anyone had shown up (she didn't bother to stick around for the movie) and continued all night as she fielded gracious, gushing lies from her guests about how much they loved the movie. Page Six, however, claims they overheard an audience member (i.e. they probably mumbled this to themselves at one point) saying, "The only thing worse than the dialogue were Sharon's implants."

· Lloyd Grove corners Stone at the party, and comes away with the money-shot quote: "I am off the idea of therapy. I think all shrinks are crazy." Before the last syllable is uttered, the Citizens Commission on Human Rights declares March 27 "Sharon Stone Day" and makes delivery arrangements of their Ultra-Deluxe Vitamin Assortment Giftbasket.
· BlackFilm.com asks Stone if she'd bring something new to the role if there were another Instinct sequel: "Yeah, my wheelchair... (At this point, Stone does an impression of herself rolling a wheelchair up to a victim and then stabbing him with an ice pick while mimicking the Bernard Hermann soundtrack from 'Psycho.')" Go ahead, take a mini desk vacation to luxuriate in that image for a moment.
· EW.com (which, it should be said, gave the movie a not terrible B- review) asks Stone what her fans yell at her: "They go, 'Shay-ron, Shay-ron!'' Oh, that's Europe. Here, they're like, ''Sharon!' And they're usually like, 'Take off your coat! Take off your glasses!' I'm like, 'It's 40 [degrees]. Take off your own coat!'" Ah, there's nothing like the Old World sophistication of the Europeans, who can sex up a name like Sharon merely by mispronouncing it, and even have a classy version of "Show us your tits!"