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· We bid farewell to Chef. But the facts make us wonder if leaving was his own decision.
· The Pellicanist: Will Bert Fields be "Queen for a Day?" And now that Brad Grey is linked again (see confusing chart), are his days at Paramount numbered?
· Tom Cruise still milking his career-ending moment for all its worth.
· Hollywood assistants eavesdrop their way to the top...
· ...but there can only be one Lord of the Beerpongs.
· All subsequent viewings of Brokeback Mountain to be tainted by thoughts of Randy Quaid's $10 million cameo asking price.
· Snakes on a Plane poster revealed in all its literal glory. Meanwhile, New Line catches up to the buzz and orders a round of R-rated reshoots.
· Jennifer Aniston decides sniffing Brad's old clothes when she gets lonely isn't the greatest idea.
· Charlie Sheen is convinced 9/11 was an inside job.
· Star Jones: Before and (almost) hereafter.
· This is what $3.6 million worth of teen sex looks reads like.
· The Week in Crazy: Sharon Stone likes to put her co-stars at ease by screaming at the top of her lungs, while Paula Abdul blames Simon.