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· Still more SoaP mania: The Snakes on a Plane Quote Tracker is soliciting more fan-generated dialogue that must be included in the movie. Right now it's a little heavy on the Airplane! references and motherfucker jokes, but we bet that'll even out.
Without US Weekly, K-fed's lyrical inspiration would probably be limited to rhymes about his old lady bitching about forgetting to change the shorty's diapers.
· Seriously, though, that sculpture of Britney will haunt our dreams for years to come.
We've always thought that Grape Guzzling Sluts VIII would be a great name for a wine.
· Now presenting Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and Paris Hilton in The Quest for More Blow, courtesy of Chevy, The Apprentice, and the deliberate misuse of stupid promotional technology.