Star Jones And Al Reynolds Fall Victim To Their Tireless Pursuit Of Beauty

Star Jones remains mum on how her magically morphing body slimmed down so quickly, so we'll just assume it's a carefully calibrated and strict regimen of diet, exercise, and invasive surgical procedures that keeps her looking so fit. But according to America's #1 untrusted news source, The National Enquirer, a recent routine breast lift went seriously awry, leaving Jones fighting for her life:
Star Jones almost died after a secret plastic surgery operation left her with internal bleeding and close to a heart attack, The National Enquirer can reveal.
The TV host lost almost half her blood after going under the knife for a breast lift and doctors feared she may not pull through.
Trembling and shaking uncontrollably, she was rushed to the hospital for emergency transfusions, said close sources.
Star, 44, flew to the West Coast from her New York home to have her boobs lifted secretly while she was on a break from The View.
But she ended up fighting for survival at Saint John's Health Center in Santa Monica, California, on March 17.
And, in another sensational twist, Star's husband Al Reynolds couldn't fly out to be at her side because he was also in the hospital after he cut his head when he fell at his Manhattan gym on the same day!
It's the very worst kind of serendipity that the happy couple should both come into harm's way at the same moment, and, what's more, both ironically due to the pursuit of physical self-improvement. Still, the story has a happy ending: A rep for Jones claims she is "recovering wonderfully," and husband Reynolds plans on rushing out to LA to be with her as just as soon as he fully recovers from his body-sculpting-related head lacerations, or once he's done working the fierce outfit he's been planning for months at this weekend's Black Party, whichever comes first.