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Friday
 · We've heard a rumor that today is St. Patrick's Day. Unfortunately, Jeeves wasn't too helpful when we asked him, "Where can I get shitfaced on green beer in Los Angeles?". But we're confident that most of us will find a way to cram ourselves into Tom Bergin's or Molly Malone's or the Tam O'Shanter without his help.
· Moby headlines the URB 15th Anniversary Issue Relase Party at Avalon. $25 at the door, but a small price to pay to confirm in person that Moby is indeed still alive and performing.
Saturday · Looking for something to do from midnight to 6 a.m.? The LA Philharmonic's Minimalist Jukebox Festival Kickoff Party will help you roll right up until sunrise. [via flavorpill]
· VH1 and Diane Von Furstenberg hook up and somehow turn shopping into an act of charity to benefit the Save The Music Foundation. Sounds like black magic to us, but it's still a good cause.
Sunday
 · Ah, here's where the music round-up has been hiding: Art Brut at the Troubadour; The Warlocks at the House of Blues on Sunset.
· If that green beer hangover wasn't potent enough to linger until Sunday, consider trying harder next year as you watch people far more health conscious than you running for running's sake in the LA Marathon.