Tara Reid Gets Into Accident, Still Has $700

ToGawp's boasting an exclusive with all the classic tabloid ingredients: Tara Reid, Dennis Rodman's house, a secretive payoff, and a fender bender. Explains ToGawp:
EXCLUSIVE: A well-lubricated Tara Reid was seen outside of Dennis Rodman's Newport Beach house on Wednesday morning, paying off a local resident after slamming into their car.
According to our eyewitness, Ms. Reid's "pupils were clearly dialated, fow [sic] what reason I don't know." After exiting their respective vehicles, Tara told the owner of the other vehicle that she "didn't want to deal with insurance," and promptly handed the gentleman $700 to "forget it ever happened."
These are all the details we have, so we don't know if "this morning" means a relatively common 3 or 4 a.m. exit from Rodman's notorious pleasuredome, or something closer to a 7-9 a.m. walk of shame back to the car that would soon collide into that unlucky neighbor's vehicle. In any case, we think it's pretty sensible that Reid keeps some insurance hush money on hand, but next time she might want to throw some to any eyewitnesses close enough to notice the dilation of her pupils while the exchange went down.