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· If you're going to show up shitfaced to your flight at LAX, for the love of Knoxville, leave the brass knuckles in the car, jackass. Even Stapp knows that.
· Heroic Envelope kudos crasher Richard Rushfield survives the Oscars, even after a terrifying backstage encounter with drunk Frenchmen wielding stuffed penguins: "In contrast to the stunned and dizzy smiles the rest of the winners wear, the Gallic corner whoops with abandon. 'Look, we put our ties on the Penguins!' one of them points out to me, showing the bow ties now bound around the stuffed dolls' throats."
· Cat n' monkey pics, because there needs to be some kind of cute-plasma state beyond mere cute overload.
· Yeah, we think we can see why a certain corrective fluid company might not be crazy about being associated with these fake ads.
· The Celebrity DeathBeeper notes the death of Shaft director Gordon Parks, but somehow misses the sad passing of Dana Reeve.
· We have no idea what to make of this: CliveOwenSpeaks.com, other than it now seems like drunk people can produce a professional-looking website before the buzz wears off.