Lindsay Lohan Just Says No To Bong
The above picture is, we hope, fairly self-explanatory, but we'll offer our recreation of what we think immediately followed the camera flash: Lindsay Lohan looked down at the coffee table to find her Blackberry (lower right), finally noticed the bong about a foot away, then delivered an impassioned speech to her friends about the dangers of casual drug use before storming out of the house, never to associate with them again. Well, at least until she later forgave them after she dyed her hair black, reinforcing that there were no hard feelings by posing for a series of photos in which the starlet cracked up her pals with various crude gestures. Once one abandons cheap, chemically induced thrills, one can rediscover simple joys like a well-flipped bird.
