'Seventeen' Bravely Puts Out Lohan-less April Issue
Because she's the only young actress who anyone seems to care about anymore, the April issue of Seventeen crowns Lindsay Lohan as its monthly prom queen (quite the appropriate choice, we might add, as this issue seems to deal with "sexy hair"). What's particularly interesting, however, is the cover blurb: Exclusive! Lindsay Lohan - Her Mom Speaks - "My Child Is Not Perfect".
"Not perfect" is an understatement. As we understand it, Lindsay showed up for the photo shoot, but ditched the interview a week later because of those pesky "asthma complications." So mom Dina — always the professional — covered for her daughter's senior ditch day, giving the miffed magazine the next best thing: an interview about Lindsay. That's good enough, right? Right? Hello?
Someday, when Lohan's body mysteriously turns up in a ditch, we'll be right here, patiently awaiting editor Atoosa Rubenstein's arrest.
